{"id":23315,"date":"2020-04-04T15:20:55","date_gmt":"2020-04-04T15:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bcgnc.com\/bcgv4\/?p=23315"},"modified":"2022-10-02T01:20:05","modified_gmt":"2022-10-02T01:20:05","slug":"dad-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bcgnc.com\/bcgv4\/dad-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Terrible Dad Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"23315\" class=\"elementor elementor-23315\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-78f5a6b7 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"78f5a6b7\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-4aaf3e26\" data-id=\"4aaf3e26\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6a58c34 elementor-widget elementor-widget-video\" data-id=\"6a58c34\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;youtube_url&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/youtu.be\\\/SAgYiERRDPY&quot;,&quot;video_type&quot;:&quot;youtube&quot;,&quot;controls&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"video.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-wrapper elementor-open-inline\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-video\"><\/div>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-505ee75 elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"505ee75\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-456e2b4 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"456e2b4\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Help Kemah torment his kids... <\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2134a86c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"2134a86c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>A running list of our favorite (most terrible) Dad Jokes \ud83d\ude09<\/p><ul><li><strong>What is the most popular fish in the ocean?<\/strong> A starfish.<\/li><li><strong>What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?<\/strong> Where&#8217;s Pop Corn?<\/li><li><strong>Why don&#8217;t eggs tell jokes?<\/strong> They&#8217;d crack each other up.<\/li><li><strong>What do you call a factory that makes okay products?<\/strong> A satisfactory.<\/li><li><strong>Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? <\/strong>Because they lactose.<\/li><li><strong>Why did the salad go to the studio?<\/strong> To get some beets.<\/li><li><strong>Why was the solider in the bathroom?<\/strong> Because he felt the call of doody.<\/li><li><strong>Why couldn&#8217;t the computer dance?<\/strong> Because he had no algorithm.<\/li><li><span style=\"font-weight: 800;\">How does cereal pay its bills?<\/span>\u00a0With Chex.<\/li><li><span style=\"font-weight: 800;\">Why&#8217;d the mermaid get grounded?<\/span>\u00a0Her grades were below sea-level.<\/li><\/ul>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Help Kemah torment his kids&#8230; A running list of our favorite (most terrible) Dad Jokes \ud83d\ude09 What is the most popular fish in the ocean? 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