Dad Jokes

Help Kemah torment his kids...

A running list of our favorite (most terrible) Dad Jokes 😉

  • What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A starfish.
  • What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?
  • Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
  • What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
  • Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
  • Why did the salad go to the studio? To get some beets.
  • Why was the solider in the bathroom? Because he felt the call of doody.
  • Why couldn’t the computer dance? Because he had no algorithm.
  • How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
  • Why’d the mermaid get grounded? Her grades were below sea-level.

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