Terrible Dad Jokes

A running list of our favorite (most terrible) Dad Jokes 😉

• What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A starfish.
• What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?
• Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
• What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
• Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
• Why did the salad go to the studio? To get some beets.
• Why was the solider in the bathroom? Because he felt the call of doody.
• Why couldn’t the computer dance? Because he had no algorithm.
• How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
• Why’d the mermaid get grounded? Her grades were below sea-level.