Terrible Dad Jokes

A running list of our favorite (most terrible) Dad Jokes 😉

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A starfish.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
Why did the salad go to the studio? To get some beets.
Why was the solider in the bathroom? Because he felt the call of doody.
Why couldn’t the computer dance? Because he had no algorithm.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
Why’d the mermaid get grounded? Her grades were below sea-level.