Help Kemah torment his kids...
A running list of our favorite (most terrible) Dad Jokes 😉
- What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A starfish.
- What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
- Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
- Why did the salad go to the studio? To get some beets.
- Why was the solider in the bathroom? Because he felt the call of doody.
- Why couldn’t the computer dance? Because he had no algorithm.
- How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
- Why’d the mermaid get grounded? Her grades were below sea-level.